if this is the apocalypse then why do I still feel like a whiny suburban still-alive teenager

if the world is ending tomorrow does that mean I can skip school

follow for more self-loathing and whining

littlerunnerboy:

I need these so hard right now hahaha

littlerunnerboy:

I need these so hard right now hahaha

nosdrinker:

i think cha cha slide came out in 1938 and it’s still being played at school functions

dydt:

Ke$ha’s relationship advice [x]

pitbullfan:

pitbullfan:

THE PARTY DONT START TILL….

idr the rest

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whoever is online right now should skype w/ me because why not

dear diary,

today my parents found my blog.

ps. hi dad

ostracizedpoodle replied to your post: my dad works for microsoft and he saw me using…

youre a disappointment to your family

thanks that’s all i’ve ever wanted

wow a lot of people have Died today from smoking on the drugs thats not good

i am the true meaning of christmas

im hot and ready. fresh out of the oven. i am a pizza

ostracizedpoodle:

every time i post something i cry 

if i could compare myself to anything in this world it would be the end slice of a loaf of bread